"The African Aphrodisiac Adventure"
A GH Parody - - Spring 1996

Chapter Fifteen

"I can't believe we're really doing this," Damian grumbled as he hitched up his pantyhose and checked his makeup. "I know that Mac and Kevin did this disguised as Norma and Eve, but this is really a drag."

"Bad pun," Ryan told him, "You know, this male bonding thing isn't half bad. It's been a long time since I had a real friend, I mean, someone that knows about-you know, killing people, and doesn't mind."

"No problem," Damian commented. "I understand completely. Why, I've done things myself that would probably scare...well, not you, but you know what I mean."

"I do," Ryan said, surveying his freshly shaven face in the mirror. "So Kevin went as Norma St. John? With this red wig, I look more like a Giselle. Yeah, Giselle du Bois."

As the two walk into Luke's club, Mike sidles up to them, hanging out for an introduction.

"I'm Giselle du Bois," Ryan simpers, batting his false eyelashes seductively. "And this is my friend, Eva."

"Eva?" Mike asked, looking over the new blonde with interest.

"Yes," Ryan continues. "Eva de Struxion."

Our two formerly dead guys now in drag smile, and head to the bar where no less than Luke Spencer himself makes their acquaintance. Celebrating Laura's release from jail, he's less than alert. "Ladies," he asks, "Have we met before?"

"Not in this lifetime," they answer in unison. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

"I can't believe this," Robert mutters, from his post on Spoon Island where he's been monitoring the entire affair. "Of all the diabolical, nasty, rotten-to-the-core schemes, this ranks right down there with the worst."

"Well," counters his lovely, long-haired wife whom we recognize as top agent extraordinaire, Anna Devane Scorpio. "What did you expect? We both know that Faison is behind this. Ever since I turned him down, he's been experimenting with aphrodisiacs, and it appears that this one works. Luckily for us, we have the antidote, but he's forcing us out of hiding to save Port Charles."

"Maybe not, love," Robert tells her. "If Frisco can handle this, we can stay here indefinitely and run the WSB while we keep an eye out on Robin."

At this, both their eyes cloud over with concern, and Anna says, "I've tried every way I can to contact Casey, our extraterrestrial friend, but to no avail. If anybody can save her, he can do it, but no luck so far."

"Keep trying, Anna," Robert says. "Keep trying."

(Readers, please note: It is not my intention to trivialize AIDS or HIV in any way. However, as GH once had an alien with incredible powers, who was also very close to Robin and Anna, I feel perfectly justified in making use of that character as I feel Anna would, were she able to do so. If I bring back Robert and Anna, then I bring back all their paternal and maternal concerns.)

"So where in Las Vegas do you think we'll find them?" Brenda asks Frisco, finding him very attractive. "You aren't still married to Felicia, are you?"

"No, we're divorced, but she always took me back, at least until this mess came up. I've just got to find her and kiss her, and turn her off before I can turn her on again."

"That is weird," Brenda answers. "But what if we're too late? What if they're married already?"

"No problem," Frisco tells her. "I've got friends in high places, in low places, and enough major contacts that I can have the entire thing hushed up and annulled so fast you'll think it never happened. We just have to get them before they separate and Felicia moves on to someone else." His eyes darkened, "You see, Brenda, I have reason to believe that Tom killed himself due to this stuff. We have to save Felicia and Jax from becoming suicidal."

Brenda's eyes widened, and she applied a coat of the AA Lipgloss SPF15 quickly. "Don't worry, Frisco. I'll find him and kiss him back to normal."

Thus determined, they head into the heated desert night, ready to do battle with the forces of lust unleashed. Will they stop Felicia and Jax from dying for love??? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Stay tuned. Will Giselle du Bois and Eva de Struxion wreak havoc on Port Charles?? Will Luke Spencer recognize the "women"?? Will Lucy and Carly manage to return the men of Port Charles to normal? How will Lucy explain this kissing spree to Kevin? Will Kevin notice that Norma's things are missing?? Why did he keep them in the first place??? Will Kat recognize her former lover whom she believes dead?? Will Anna be able to contact Casey the alien?? Can Frisco and Brenda save the people they love from themselves?? Has this storyline gotten totally out of hand?? How long can this go on?? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm