 
"The African Aphrodisiac Adventure" A GH Parody - - Spring 1996
Chapter Nine


Things have gotten dicey down in the
catacombs. Lucy, nearly paralyzed with shock, vocal cords included, is staring wide eyed
at her nemesis. Staring back at her is a disgustingly dirty, unkempt Damian Smith, an evil
smile tugging at his lips.
"Welcome to my world," he snarls, grabbing her and pulling her out of the
trashcan.
Convinced that she's finally lost it, she finds her speech and begins to rant.
"You can't be here, you're dead!! Everybody saw your body. You were buried!! Kat has
your money and ... oh, this is great!!! I can't wait to see her and tell her that she's
spending your money and she's really broke. Oh, this is great!!! Uh, Damian, you know that
she couldn't possibly spend it all that quickly, uh, why are you starring at me like
that?? Damian, what are you doing??? Damian!!!!!!!!!!!" Hmmmmmmmmm

At PCPD, Garcia looks up to see
Felicia looking in at him, speculation in her eyes. "Felicia?" he asks, as she
approaches. "May I help you?"
Seconds later, Garcia is a changed man. "Anything you want," he promises her.
"Simone to be released? No problem. Hey, I didn't think she really did it,
anyway."
One kiss later, and Laura is free, too. Power going to her head, Felicia gives him one
last kiss and walks away, leaving a completely bemused Garcia contemplating shoes and
rice. Hmmmmmmm

Meanwhile, back in the catacombs,
lurker number two has heard the screeching going on, and has skulked over to check it out.
Lucy is running as fast as her tight skirt will allow, and some pile of rags which has
been identified as the formerly spiffy Damian Smith is chasing her. A low chuckle escapes
the lips of our second creeper, and we see a twinkle in eyes that we've seen before. But,
when and where?? Can we have yet another individual returning from the dead?? What is this
anyhow??

And finally, to our continuing
astonishment, yet a third person is seen to be hanging about in the catacombs. Who is this
third person?? Will Felicia kiss her way through the entire male population of PC?? Will
Lily return to PC to take over the mob from her former husband?? Has Harry found true love
at last?? Has Bobbie noticed that Tony isn't noticing her anymore?? Will Simone discover
the truth about the love potion?? Will there be another installment to this storyline???
 

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